- First Impression
Admittedly, I’m all about the ass, so a site called Butt Machine Boys made me hard before I logged on. When I got to the homepage, it was slightly different than my vision of a bunch of hot bubble butts shoving their cheeks in the camera’s face. ButtMachineBoys.com is a bondage site (sort of) with a bunch of solo guys sticking lots of strange things up their butts. For these guys, straight dildos are amateur hour. They’ve got giant machines (hence that title), with a lot of dildo attachments. The machines look like something out of Star Wars, and they pound and vibrate and generally make mincemeat of these butts. That’s what gets these guys (usually “businessmen” or “straight dudes”) off, and what is supposed to turn your own dick into a cum machine. A lot of the models are fond of sticking a dildo in their mouth too, to complete their relaxation time.
- Navigation
The site, like all of Kink.com’s stuff, is well organized and easy to use. They put ads at the bottom, and don’t have a bunch of annoying pop-ups flying in your face. The links at the top direct you to where you need to go, and they tell you how many clips they have, and how many photographs. They give you information on the newest live shows as well. It’s simple and fun, like having a giant alien up your ass! The users forum is a good idea, although, when I checked it out, the last entry was from five months ago. They also like to add lots of “take $10 off” ads in that section. -
- Content
The photos are great, and they have lengthy sets. The images are high resolution and you can download everything into a zip file. The direction, too, is surprisingly good. As for the scenes themselves, the director’s have a great grasp of lighting techniques. The feel of the site is dark, and yet the images are strong and intense. If you’re supposed to get a high definition shot of an electric dildo pumping a man’s anus, you see it—zits and all. Also, the directors are smart enough to let the men show off their asses and play with their holes and spread their cheeks before filling them up with devices. And they do have some nice asses to, er, play with. The videos are all available for streaming, or you can download them in WMV, or different speeds of MP4. They are long, around 40 minutes or so, and you can also download different sections. The site updates once a week. -
- Guys and Sex
I gotta admit, it’s kind of a turn-on to see these rugged, top-looking dudes take machines up their ass. The guys are, for the most part, pretty muscular and rugged. Some of them are smooth, but there isn’t a ton of variation. You’re not going to see any Bears or any really young boys. The machines have different speeds, and it’s a lot like staring at guys getting fucked by a bidet. Sometimes they have helpers and use those electric dick machines (which freak me out a little), and it would be nice to see man-on-man’s butt occasionally. Overall, however, the sex is hot and the guys are damn sexy. Yes, you’ll probably recognize a few faces, and a few butts, and it’s always nice to see guys trying something new. I would also strongly suggest you don’t try any of this stuff at home. Leave it to the pros—they’ve been practicing all their lives. Another plus: this is not your typical, basic, boring sex. -
- Value
The site has a lot going for it, and the creators seem to know what they’re doing. For starters, they don’t lure you in with a promise of one genre, and then cop out or show you what you’ve seen a million times before. This whole site is exactly what the name implies, and I haven’t seen another gay site devoted to this theme. You get bonus sites, and they’re all good. The live shows are a great tie-in, and they allow you to go online and chat during the show and even suggest ways for them to play out. Also, I can’t stress how hard it is to find well-made videos that are worth saving. If this stuff gets you off, you’re going to want to keep ‘em. On the downside, ButtMachineBoys.com is very limited. There aren’t group scenes, and you can’t just skip the butt stuff and find some hardcore fucking. What you see is what you get. -
- Overall Impression
Like all of Kink.com’s stuff, Butt Machine Boys is well organized and well created. Every video has a ton of comments, and they’re really fun to read. Plus, they let you know that people are paying attention to this site and are interested. Throw in your two cents, and you might get more or less of a specific model. If you don’t enjoy watching men take artificial things up their asses, this site is not going to make you a horny camper. -
- Bottom Line
Butt Machine Boys is a sex machine site where men get all sorts of things up their butts. The clips are long and solo, and they use different machines and different dildos. It’s surprisingly erotic. -
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